save our tigers

This is what Tiger-o-bama-singh (The king of the tigers!) told me in an interview.

TBS = Tiger-o-bama-singh. ME = ASincereJerk!


TBS: WTF is goin' on around, bro? What the fuck are you humans up to?
ME: Nothing, my lord. We as a nation have already fucked up our national sport, and the rest. Now, your community gains the momentum.
TBS: Hey, is it? This is serious some shit. Why are they giving us so much unwanted attention? Can you actually forward some of our demands to those sickening humans?
ME: Anything, for you, my Lord! Can you tell me what steps would the Govt. take to save you all (tigers)?
TBS: Make a Reservation Quota for us as well. Won't that be cool?
ME: *Shocked* - Yes. That would be ultra-cool. But, why quota?
TBS: When you humans can differentiate between humans for quotas, why can't you assholes add some of the categories for us? Like, seriously?
ME: *Still shocked* - Any more demands?
TBS: In the new version of Jungle Book, Mowgli won't be allowed to kill Sher Khan. He's my daamaad! Do you get that?
ME: *Confused* - *Asks* - Indian tigers & Hurman Baweja? What's the difference, then?
TBS: We are struggling to live; he is living to struggle!
ME: Are you, like, Mr. Tiger, like, so intelligent?
TBS: Oh yes. Smarter than lamers like you! Can't your stupid Govt. introduce sex education programs for the Tigers?
ME: Why could we never think of such programs?
TBS: Huh!? Why can't you guys actually eat "Tiger Biscuits"? And spread more lame awareness for us? DUDE. WE've some standards.
ME: Sorry. I'm scared, now. But, you all are better than the humans, at least. =)

-> Conclusion: Instead of asking 125 crore idiot humans to save the Tigers, its better to teach 1411 Tigers to play safe! :P