How to be famous in the college???

- Dont attend classes and your name will be on Notice Board

- Go to college on a tractor or moped. :P

- Flirt as much as you can.

- Always be late for lectures.

- Mess with some famous group of college.

- Fart loudly when lecture is on. xD

- Disturb teacher by asking him stupid questions.

- Ask your teacher "Whats the time?" after every 5 min.
- Wear underwear on your Pants. U'll definatly be famous.

- NOTE: Underwear should be branded :\

20 things not to tell to your teacher!!!

1. who r u?

2. do u come everyday??

3. *sexily* my chemistry is really good!

4. ohh r u da new overage studnt?

5. "whats up?" n BTW it doesnt mean upar kya hai!?

6. :) :) :) :)

7. a for apple b for bada apple c for chhota apple....

8. please dnt distrb me....m sleepin!!

9. :p :p :p :p

10. na na na na na na!!

11. do u love yr husband?

12. aaae khol na apna.......book

13. books r not my best friends

14. stop fooling me i kno x+y iz not equl to y+x

15. are u on facebook??

16. mam can i go to toilet??

17. hv u brought yr tiffin box n watr bottle??

18. are u single??

19. d for do apple e for ek apple f for faltu apple....

20. chup naaa.......kitnaaa pakayegi???


any other ideas your free to express

IPad

n Fond Memory Of Apple iPad

>> iPad is a copy of age old technology.. commonly called as 'Slate'

>> Rani Mukharjee of Black cannot use iPad because she can touch.. but cannot "Feel" anything..

>> KRK claims to possess iPad even before Apple had the concept in his mind..

>> After the queue for purcasing of iPhone.. Expectations on the queue for iPad is loooooooooongg..

>> But surely one thing.. it cannot beat the queue for Kerosene in India..

>> Ankit fadia is starting a course for Hacking iPad soon.. registration open people...

>> Carying iPad around will be like going back to Gurukul with slates in hand.

>> iPad can hold photos.. hmmm... Photos without having a camera in it!!!

>> Hotels Servers will find iPad useful.. As a serving plate with Menu card in it

>> Pritam claims that Apple copied his idea in iPad.

>> Himesh will possess the rare ability of using iPad with his nose

>> Apple just made the size of iPhone big and named it iPad.. Next release of Apple will be size of a theatre.. iTheatre lolzzz

>> Nokia is trying to copy iPad too after iPhone.. Pritam is hired for inspiration..

>> Before the iPad was officaially announced in Apple website.. Disadvantages of it were already discussed in other websites..

>> Next task in Roadies will be sending an e-mail in iPad..

>> Tribals will use iPad with Blow guns..

>> iPad is currently "coming soon" in US.. We can expect it to release in India when Apple releases its next model..